Are you a porn addict?

How often do you go to bed in order to sleep but end up awake for hours, spanking the monkey?

1. Once in a blue moon.

2. Once a week / occasionally.

3. Often.

Which of these statements most accurately describes you at this point in your life?

1. Utterly lost.

2. Could be better - could be worse.

3. Deeply unhappy.

4. Super-duper.

How many times a day - on average - do you have a porn session?

1. Not everyday.

2. Once.

3. Twice.

4. Three or more.

Do you ever look at cute girls in the real world and imagine them in the extreme scenarios of your pornworld?

1. No: pornworld is pornworld and I keep my fantasies separate from the real world...

2. Occasionally.

3. Frequently. I like to imagine girls from the real world in extreme sexual scenarios.

Has your work ever suffered because you devoted time to porn instead of getting on with a project?

1. Never.

2. Sometimes

3. Definitely.

Have you ever found yourself browsing for weird types of porn because you're no longer satisfied by your regular porn?

1. Never.

2. Sometimes.

3. Often.

Do you fear real life sex? Are you confident of your interpersonal skills and your sexual performance?

1. Of course I don't fear sex. And... I'm reasonably confident of my skills and personality.

2. I want real sex, but the whole thing seems very complicated and makes me feel vaguely anxious.

3. Although I want real sex on some level, I'd rather stick with what I know: porn!

Have you ever failed to perform sexually with your partner because you'd spent all your energy on porn?

1. Yes. Often.

Yes...but not very often.

No...but that's because I can't get my shit together to get a partner in the first place.

No.

How many times have you started watching an interesting series or film...but ended up surfing porn?

1. That describes my behaviour exactly.

2. Quite often.

2. Rarely.

4. Never.

How often do you start looking at porn when you're not even that horny?

1. Often...as I know that eventually I'll get horny.

2. Ocasionally.

3. Why would I look at porn if I wasn't horny?

Have you ever excused yourself early from a social event so you could return home to watch porn?

1. Once or twice.

2. Never.

3. Quite often.

Do you ever suffer from porn flashbacks while walking down the street/shopping etc? (vivid images or memories of recently watched porn)

1. Sometimes.

3. Often.

2. Never.

Do you have a clear, viable idea of where you want to be in five years time and how to get there?

1. Damn right.

2. I'm clueless on both counts.

3. I know where I want to be but no idea of how to get there.

Does porn allow you to explore some deeper element of your being such as your femininity?

Although I'm usually fem in my fantasies, it's not part of my deeper personality.

I definitely think there's some element of that in my porn use.

Femininity? I'm all man and don't know what you're talking about.

Have you developed any physical symptoms related to your porn use (wrist/elbow problems, chafed foreskin, anus etc.)

1. Yes.

2. No.

Do girls in ordinary clothes and no makeup seem devoid of excitement compared to silicone chicks in tight dresses and red lipstick.

1. I really need that glam element to get turned on.

2. I like porn chicks, but I get turned on by down to earth girls, too.

Do you have a history of addiction and/or compulsive behaviour?

1. Yes. I have a very addictive personality.

2. Not really.

Are you falling behind your friends and peers in terms of social and profesional success?

1. That's a pretty good description, yeah.

2. Not really.

3. A little bit, yes.

Are you lonely?

1. Although I'm surrounded by people, I still feel lonely.

2. Not really.

3. Definitely not.

4. Definitely yes.

How often do you orgasm and then feel disgusted with what you've been watching? (THIS IS THE LAST QUESTION SO GET READY FOR THE RESULTS)