Step 1 of sissy training – SPH: The National Small Penis Register

ADMIN: trigger warning: if you have a SP and allow that to affect your worth as a human being then we suggest that first – you examine your value system, and second – do not read this post.

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Step 1 of Sissy Farm training: catalogued and measured

There are some things which you do as a dominatrix where the primary skill needed is to be a good actress, but small penis humiliation isn’t one of them. I genuinely find small penises to be…

1. Disgusting.
2. Worthy of scorn and humiliation.
3. Laughable.

 

Disgusting

If you say you like the look of a small penis, then you’re basically saying you like the look of a baby’s dick. Go figure!

Worthy of scorn and humiliation

Human beings are primates and primates are a hierarchical society in which the alpha male is courted and worshiped by all the females and the betas are rejected and spurned. Go figure!

Laughable

The essence of comedy is the unexpected and/or jarring juxtapositions. You go on a date with a guy because he’s got a really fit body, nice big muscles, obviously big all over. Then he gets naked and in the middle of all that bigness, is a tinyness that’s unexpected and a jarring juxtaposition. Go figure!

 

Those of you who know me know that I despise short form – be it blogs or TIKTOK. So, for my more nuanced views on penis size and sissy training you can read my book. Click on the image.

 

How I approach small penis humiliation…

Ruthlessly.

Men with small penises must be outed so that they don’t waste women’s time on dates, or fool women into relationships in which they cannot provide the necessary goods.

All tiny dicked sissies who pass through the Sissy Farm dungeons are cataloged, measured and put on our database of tiny dicked little sissies. Our aim is to eventually publish this database for the good of the country and women everywhere.

 

My advice to Tiny Tims

At university, I had the misfortune to have a sexual experience with the captain of the rugby team, Tim Reilly. He was tiny. I immediately started calling him Tiny Tim and the name spread like wildfire across campus. He was humiliated and I loved it. That a tiny dicked little sissy had the bare face cheek to try and sleep with a woman like me was beyond the boundaries of acceptable behavior. I’m still traumatized now when I think of that baby dick coming towards me.

Of course, talking of trauma, Tiny Tim was far more traumatized and apparently he still lives with his parents outside of Hereford.

The reason I mention him is that he forms the basis of my advice for any other Tiny Tims. Stay in your lane. If you have a tiny dick then admit that you will never satisfy a woman and therefore you might as well do some sissy training or become a shemale or whatever and learn to satisfy men. At least you’ll be satisfying somebody, and not wasting women’s time.

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How I approach small penis humiliation in sissy training…

Ruthlessly.

The main goal of sessions centered on SPH is to convince the client as quickly as possible that they have no value as a man, so they might as well become something that is valuable to me: a Sissy Farm owned shemale prostitute.

 

How do I achieve it?

Because there is a medical element to it, I like to use my long-standing collaborator – medical BDSM specialist, Nurse Watkins. I usually allow her to lead the session as she provides the appropriate amount of scorn (a kind of victorian, grandmotherly anger at such vile sissiness.) I tend to provide the humiliation laughter aspect.

Just as there are some people who like to have sex out in the open and get caught, there are some sissies who really get off on the idea of being named and shamed, so for them we created the perfect SPH vehicle. The national register of small penises.

 

Wanna take a look?

You can’t. We do not allow cameras or any kind of recording devices in our dungeon (and that isn’t just for confidentiality of the client… There have been clients who have tried surreptitiously filming the session😱). But, my assistant has a few technical toys so I got her to knock this rendition up as a little bit of an idea about what you can expect.

 

Step one of Sissy Farm training: cataloged and measured

 

 

 

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Step 2 of Sissy Training: The Contract

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FAQS

Why is your training program called the Sissy Farm?

A farm is a specially designed space to facilitate rearing, penning, castrating and breeding for commercial purposes.

However, online rumours that the Sissy Farm is a specially designed space to facilitate the capturing, enslavement and reconditioning of sissies for commercial exploitation are nothing more than lies and defamation.

The Sissy Farm is a reference to the historical term ‘health farm’ as it is a treatment and rehabilitation program for sissies. We have both inpatient (onsite) and outpatient (online) facilities.

 

 

Treatment! Why do I need treatment?

Sissies suffer from a number of interalated, dangerous conditions such as transvestic disorder, porn addiction, delusions and obssesive thinking. If left untreated, such pathologies can lead to a life of misery for the sissy and its family.

While the condition is incurable, our program channels the condition into behaviours which are far less damaging to society and ultimately ensures the sissy secures employment in a field suitable to its nature.

What form does this treatment take?

Our treatment is based on the victorian model of patient care: harsh discipline and rigorous instruction. These are the values which guide our sissy training program.

However, this training also takes place within an innovative process of both psychiatric and surgical intervention.

  1. Psychiatric: complete personality erasure facilitates the installation of a new personality.
  2. Surgical* : bodily transformation in accordance with the aesthetics of ultra-femininity i.e. bimbofication.

Once the treatment program has finished the patient is no longer a sissy, but a pretty little bimbo with a bubbly engaging personality. The perfect mind and body for her new career as a sex worker.

(*While certain kinetic procedures such as enforced chastity are performed on site, medical surgery is of course carried out at approved clinics such as FACIAL TEAM, MALAGA.)

 

I don’t understand. How could bimbofication and prostitution possibly be a treatment?

One of the first lessons our patients need to learn is to stop trying to understand. Even intelligent sissies are notoriously inept at comprehending anything related to their own condition.

If you’re reading this now, and you think you might be a sissy, you need to stop thinking and simply submit yourself for  treatment. It’s what’s best for you, your family and society.

 

Come on! Seems to me this is just a thinly veiled fem-dom dungeon for sissies?

There you go again – trying to think. Just stop, sissy! You know you’ll tire yourself out!

The Sissy Farm has nothing to do with femdom or sissy porn.

If it was a dungeon then it would be in the category of medical bondage, financial domination, forced prostitution and mind control.

Why the hell would a normal person go anywhere near the Sissy Farm if they’re going to end up enslaved and prostituted.

Simple: the sissy is not a normal person!

We have conducted numerous empirical studies which prove that the sissy mind is so feeble it can be irrevocably manipulated – even towards enslavement, prostitution and multiple surgeries – by reading just 5 paragraphs of well crafted text.

 

But wait, didn’t I just read 5 paragraphs of text?

You did…

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By clicking on ‘download now’ you are declaring yourself in accord with all 6 clauses. As a consequence, you confirm your wish to recieve treatment for your psychiatric illness and grant Mistress Elle full authority over all your future financial, legal and medical decisions, including the power to modify your body and mind in any way she fits see fits through surgery and/or medication.
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